#twittertencommandments by @jameshadouken · linkli.st

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@jameshadouken = james smith, frontman of 'Hadouken!' —> http://www.hadouken.co.uk/

• OK MY OWN #twittertencommandments ARE COMING UP NOW:

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• 1. Thou shalt not twitter about any medical conditions you may or may not suffer from (except memes like Swine Flu) #twittercommandments

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• 2. Thou shalt always twitter in full detail about a tasty meal you have just consumed to make others feel hungry. #twittercommandments

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• 3. Thou shalt accept that nobody gives a shit that you are stuck in traffic.

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• 4. Thou shalt always credit others for hilarious or interesting retweets. #twittercommandments

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• 5. Thou shalt never twitter under the influence of MDMA, Speed, Crack or other stimulants. #twittercommandments

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• 6. Thou shalt always acknowledge that twits abroad must be absolutely gold as they come with seriously damaging data roaming charges.

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• 7. Thou shalt never twitter more than four times in a minute... (OH ERR?) @calvinharris #twittercommandments

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• 8. Thou shalt try ones best to make sure 'Jonas' never becomes a trending topic again. #twittercommandments

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• 9. Thou shalt never let a two way dialogue continue beyond four twits (two twits each.) It's either showing off or boring for others.

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• 10. I'll open up the floor for the last one and retweet the best ones. (sorry for the landslide)

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